Kumo: Ninja and Elephant Conquerer Pt 2

Morning didn't work out for Kumo's herd so it was more like early afternoon.

Once again, I met Kumo outside. I didn't bring Voltaire this time figuring a giant herd of elephants might be frightening to my little doggie (and if it was another small herd, seeing them get squished again might be traumatic.)

It actually started out pretty good.


Kumo had a larger herd this time. She set them running in front of her. And then, running behind them, she jumped up!



Quick as a flash, she was over the backs of the elephants heading for the lead elephant, just like Tony Jaa in the movie!


And then there she was, on the head of the lead elephant. Her paw on his forehead, he came to an abrupt stop (just like in the movie! Who knew that's how you dominate an elephant?)



All of the other elephants came around to face their new elephant mistress, Kumo, and bowed. And that was when I started to think there was something a bit strange about these elephants.


As Kumo came over to tell me what an awesome ninja she was, the "elephants" started taking off their masks, and I realized who Kumo had been on the phone with all night last night.


When I told her that I found her herd a little "familiar" she explained to me that she'd had a hard time finding elephants, so she decided to make her own.


Just then my cousin, Justin, wandered over to say "Hi" and remind Kumo that she'd promised all of the cousins she'd hired as elephants that she'd take them out for carrot cake.


So, as Kumo explained to the cousins that she was going to have to drive them over one at a time on her motorcycle because Wendy and I had a birthday party to go to I found myself able to rest assured of two facts:

Kumo has gotten this elephant thing out of her system, and that my dear, sweet, ninja, baby sister is a complete whackadoodle. Though, I wouldn't have her any other way.

Kumo: Ninja and Elephant Conquerer Pt 1

Some of you know my crazy sister, Kumo.

She thinks she's a ninja.

The other night, we watched the movie Ong Bak 2.


Which is a pretty awesome action/martial arts movie. There are some seriously crazy fight scenes and stunts in this film. It's an amazing piece of cinema. Kumo, however, sort of took it as an educational video.

There's a scene in this movie where Tony Jaa runs across the backs of a running herd of elephants. It's not CGI, it's not blue screen, he really did it. And ever since we watched it, Kumo's been talking about reenacting the "running on the tops of the elephants" scene.



Voltaire and I met her outside this afternoon, where she said she'd gotten this elephant thing figured out.


She said the hardest part had been figuring out where to get a herd of elephants. But that Tycho had helped her out.

Tycho showed up just then, and said that he hoped Kumo wasn't disspointed, because it was a pretty small herd of elephants, but that he hoped they'd work for what she wanted to do.



He wasn't kidding when he said a "small herd." They were tiny!


I figured Kumo hadn't told Tycho what her plans for the elephants were, and that that would be the end of it. But Kumo took a look at the elephants and declared that she was going to give it a try!


As she lined up the "herd" I figured maybe she was just going to jump OVER the elephants, and that that would probably be enough like the Tony Jaa scene to make her happy.

I was wrong.

And it went about as well as you would've expected running over the backs of tiny elephants would go. Poor little things.

Tycho rescued his slightly traumatized (and squished) herd and left. And I really thought that would be the end of it. But again, I was wrong.



Kumo said that she had it figured out, she just needed the right elephants. She said to come back to the same place tomorrow morning and I'd see.

And now she's been on the phone all night, but I don't know who she's been calling. I'm almost afraid to see what happens tomorrow morning. But hopefully no more elephants will be squished in her attempt to imitate Tony Jaa.

In Hot Water

Our water heater died on Saturday. That's the biggest excitement that's happened around here in a while, which is a good and bad thing: good for just general day to day living, bad for blogging.



This morning, the water heater fixin' guys (InceSpector Handyman - who are awesome) arrived bright and early. They said our setup was weird (Well of course it is. We're like that.) and the water heater was a bear to get to.



They hit it with hammers a bunch, which I wish we'd thought of. It looked fun.



I can't say I've had a lot of experience with water heaters but this one does look on the older side.


Pretty simple controls. But then, I guess you really only need to turn it to "hot", right?


Upon closer inspection, I discovered that the date of the water heater is in the serial number. Ours was from 1972, which I commented was really, really ancient.

Turns out, this was rather an unfortunate comment.



Since that's the year Wendy was born. She was not amused. And for not having any hot water, I suddenly feel like I'm in a lot of it.

Comic Con Update - Or Not

So I meant to continue the Comic Con saga.



I really did.



But, it's isn't going to happen.



I had a miserable time, and I don't want to go again until the Twilight movies are over.



Oh, it wasn't all bad.



I saw some really cool things.



And neat costumes.



And there are a few highlights I do want to tell you about.



I did finally manage to get all of those action figures for Tycho. Wow was that a challenge, though.




There were some really good things about the convention too and they'll have blog entries about them over the next while. That's my plan, anyway.

In the meantime, the big news is that my cousin, Noelle, is coming to stay with us.

I haven't seen her since she was just a tiny leveret. It'll be great to have her around. She's supposed to arrive sometime next week. She said she'd email me with her flight information so we know when to go pick her up at the airport. I'm really looking forward to seeing her. I'm told that she's grown up into quite the wonderful young bunny.

Christmas was uneventful. Just a quite day here with friends, which I think is the best kind. Even if I didn't get any pictures to show you.

Anyway, I'm trying to get back to blogging. It'll be a new years resolution if nothing else. Hope you all had very happy holidays and have a very wonderful New Year!

Comic Con 4 (Wednesday) - Preview Night (pt 2)

So where was I? Oh yeah, we'd just entered the dealers' room, with about a million other people.


I found the figures that Tycho wanted. Shiny.


Unfortunately, a lot of the other people there for preview night were apparently ALSO there for these figures. Kirkachu bravely stood in the mob for both of us (since you could buy two per person and he didn't want me to get trampled). It was a mess, though. I think maybe these people didn't know how many folks would want these figures.


Before I could contemplate what exactly four more days of mob scenes meant, I met a bear dressed up like Spider Man!


And Wendy and I went wandering. We found a booth called Fat Rabbit Farm.


Which I had to explain to her was NOT a fat farm for rabbits, but rather an adorable t-shirt place. She thinks she's funny.


I got to meet the guys responsible for "The Night Owls" webcomic, which was pretty cool.


I also got to meet amazing comic artist/creator, Rob Espinosa. Turns out, he's followed up his series "The Courageous Princess"with a really cool, princessy board game.


I considered picking one up for Lenore, but decided I should wait to shop until at least the second day of the convention.

He was super nice, though.


I have no idea who brought the replica Star Trek Captain's chair, but sitting in it just felt totally natural for me. I'd be a great space bunny.


There were a lot of cool and strange costumes at the convention. And then there was whatever this one was.


This guy was just quitely sculpting while all the chaos went on around him. Beautiful. I don't know how you focus with that many people around you, looking over your shoulder. Amazing.


This was a close as I got to the Iron Man 2 display. They looked pretty nifty, though.


So Wendy says "Look Gage! A cursed boar pirate thing! Doesn't he look nice? Go say hi." So I go say "hi".


It did not go well.


I think she probably wouldn't talk to me because I still smelled like boar breath. *shudder*



Remote control dinosaurs. Well, whatever floats your boat, I guess. Though, Wendy was completely enchanted with them. I'll have to keep that in mind for Christmas.


And while shopping for Christmas presents...


Nah, not for me. But Kumo would have a great time with her very own Bat Pod!

So we saw a bunch of stuff, got a voucher so we could pick up Tycho's green Power Ranger Hal Jordan: Green Lantern figure in the morning, walked around in circles forever with about a million people and then it was time to go back to the hotel.


On the way, we saw the biggest freakin' cock roach I have ever seen. Thankfully this was the only one I saw for the whole trip, and it was OUTSIDE.


But, before we got to the hotel, we were all hungry again. And ended up at (of course) Denny's.


Where I washed down day one of Comic Con with a nummy rootbeer float.

Then it was off to bed because we had to be up bright and early to pick up Tycho's action figure, and there was destined to be more Comic Con adventure!